Hello Mr. Afridi,
Your recent comments corroborating an insane claim regarding
Sachin Tendulkar confirms your desperation to bring attention on to yourself. I
am also intrigued by the fact that even after knowing the fact that every time
you open your mouth (be it in front of the media or in the presentation
ceremony), you leave no stone unturned to make a mockery of yourself, still you
go on raising up that bar of shamelessness time and again….In fact with your
latest antics, you have left me puzzled as to who between the two of you, (Yes
You dumbfuck) and Shoaib Akhtar, is the more shameless one or is it like both
of you sat together and decided that “lets explore new avenues of self-mockery
now that our cricket seems to have seen its end”….Oh I’m so sorry you guys can’t
converse in such chaste English…my bad.
Seems like both of you have taken a bet on who is dumber of
the two of you. My sympathies are with Shoaib Akhtar and please convey it to
him the next time you meet him for to me he is a retard on whom Allah hasn’t
bestowed upon a brain to think…and it’s
a fact he himself has proven to the whole world on many occasions..so I refrain
from commenting on it and will go by the lines of Shoaib Malik…that “When his
own family does not take him seriously, why should others”
Coming back to you…yes you never seemed to be the bad-mouthed
moron until now when you chose to go down the Akhtar way.
Well, I have vowed to myself not to talk to you presenting
statistics and that is primarily for 2 reasons:
1. Your immature, uneducated brain will find it too
hard to understand it
2. You won’t even get a rat’s ass to hide your face
if I do a comparision between your’s and Sachin’s statistics
So I prescribe go and talk to Abdul Qadir…I have heard in
your initial days you tried to model yourself upon him….Go ask him about the
stature of Tendulkar….he would tell you how after a provocation that he had
once made to Tendulkar…he got hammered all round the park….28 runs in an over….that
being Sachin’s debut series. Go ask Wasim Akram what had he uttered when Abdul
Razzaq dropped Tendulkar during the 2003 World Cup match….he had said,”Bh*****d
tujhe pata bhi hai tune kiska catch choda hai”……such is his stature. In our
country he is worshipped no less than a God and why only our country…the world
around, I shall lay down a couple of instances of what people have had to say
about him you pugnacious-nonsensical-shithole:
Mathew Hayden (during his tour to India in 1998),”I have
seen God, he bats for India at number 4 in Tests”
Hashim Amla (who supposedly has a fear of flights and once
after a flight in which both the Indian & South African team were
travelling together, he was asked by a journalist as to how was he feeling, he
replied),”I felt alright. After all we had the God travelling with us”
I know these things are difficult for you to understand for
in the culture that you have been brought up, bitching and fighting with others
is the order of the day. It seems that the only picture you have in your
bedroom is that of Tendulkar….I suggest you remove it..for its maligning the
sanctity of the picture to be there in the home of a beard-scratching-psycho
like you.
To remind you of your own antics…you have taken 2 temporary
retirements from cricket…..now what under the sun is this temporary retirement
will you please explain….you rat-fucking-bastard....The state of affairs of
cricket in your nation makes it seem to be like some kind of a reality show.
Trust me even our Rakhi Sawant is more consistent in her opinions than the
decisions of your cricket board. You seem to be possessing a very weak memory….It
seems you have forgotten how after a comment of yours about the fragile
physique of Irfan Pathan saying it was unlike that of a real Pathan…he kept
rattling your stumps whenever you came to bat….you forgot how Gautam Gambhir,once,
gave you a piece of his mind in a completely Dilli-Style post which you never ever
dared him…You forgot how Sehwag has made your whole team look like a bunch of
jokers on the field..every time we play a test match or On every world cup when
both our teams have played against each other, how Tendulkar has clinically
overwhelmed your whole nation.
What have you done for your country or for the game of
cricket….except may be giving that statue-of-liberty kind of pose (hands making
a V and legs making an inverted V) whenever you take a catch or a wicket…Even
on that front we have surpassed you…I suggest you take lessons from Virat
Kohli-the official swearer of our team…and he will teach you the latest swears
he has caught up on the roads of Delhi…and show you how to use them whenever
you take a catch…believe me he looks much more macho and stylish than you do.
So next time, even in your wildest imaginations, do not
consider giving your fart-like opinions about legends like Tendulkar and Dravid
even if it is to generate publicity of a retard like Akhtar…for that will earn
you the wrath of your own countrymen (let alone others) and will stamp your
forehead with a
“I am a
brainless piece of shit” placard.
And next time please take lessons from Rameez Raja on how to
speak English and pronounce it well…or better not try talking in English at all…else
the next time you travel to England…some English loving soul will kill you
alleging that you, with your English speaking attempts, were conspiring to come
up with a Baluchistani dialect of English.
Yours Truly
An avid cricket lover
